itunes; silver bullet - donkey rollers

status - busy
chatting - susan
mood - really sleepy :(

Ciao! Adios! Sayo00onara! Say goodbye to the sweet 16 :)

I'd like to thank all you beautiful people who, yesterday (and Tuesday), made my 17th BIRTHDAY the absoulte best!

Thanks a bunch for the greetings, the hugs, the kisses, the smiles, the laughter, the cards, the text messages, the phone calls, the presents, the flowers, birthday cake, MUCH APPRECIATED!!

Last minute decision to chuck a BBQ back at my place, drank like there was no tomorrow and no surprise Susan&Lan got pretty whacked, not to mention Geoff as well, BAHAHA!







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320 more days till I'm finally legit, and still counting ;)

itunes; sneakpeek - chingy ft. fatman scoop

s tatus - busy
chatting - no-one
mood - sore throat :(

I know it's winter and all, but why is the weather so cold? Hate it, Hate it, HATE IT!
I hate how it turns people into gluttoneous sinners, stuffing ourselves with food to replace the energy used to stop ourselves from freezing to death. I hate how it's the season of stating the obvious. Like saying 'it's cold' to the person with their arms folded, shivering uncontrollably, sneezing, and struggling through their scarf to say - "i know". Grr!

My birthday is approaching in less than a week but to be honest I'm not that enthusiastic about the big 17. Perhaps it's because both my 2u and 3u maths exams are scheduled before and after my birthday, not to mention my 5 minute english oral task . Absofuckly not lookin forward to next week, say helooooo to mister grumpy pants...QUIT RAINING ON MY PARADE! :(

I was surfing the net the other night and found this quite hilarious, this is how I'd definetly picture Susan been treated by her boyfriend, LOL!

HOW TO TREAT A LADY
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be". Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

ROFLMAO. okay sayoonara readers, off to start my english assessment! :)

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ERIC!! :)

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itunes; planetarium - ai otsuka

status - away
chatting - no-wun
mood - needs chocolate

I don't know it this related to anyone but normally when I get my monthlies, I HAVE to do a big fat shit to commemorate the occasion and I don't do one until it ends. So thats a poop on day one and then not until day three or four. Sometimes in between I may get lots of farts, lots of stomach grumbles, and lots of bum hole bubbles (you know those air bubbles that sometimes develop in your bum and then when it gets released it feels like a fart, then the person next to you looks at you weirdly when really ITS JUST THE BUMHOLE BUBBLES!) .

Well, this time round I had a big fat dedication to myself on day one and ANOTHER ONE on day two!!! My bowels have never been so empty before. Normally whenever I poo I take one lump not three and there are always left overs which will not come out until three or four days later. Shame its the monthlies though cause I'm still bloated and am leaving behind my air wherever I go. HA!

MOVING ON, It wouldn't take a genuis to figure out that I haven't been blogging. Indeed my lazy side is getting the best side of me again but anyways how are all you readers out there? I wonder if many of you sitll bother to read this thing but never mind, I think it's time to update what's been happening with my oh so boring life :) .

So let's start with Friday. Hmmm was meant to have school but under certain circumstances (I needed a medical certificate for economics or else a zilnch for my assessment :( ), I had no choice but to drag the poor sick T.PHAM (Tina) to the doctors and pretend she was me! Plan was successful but only retrieved a certificate for that day so I'm still nervous for tomorrow...but fingers crossed nothing goes wrong, I seriously worked hard on the speech and powerpoint *nods head*.

Anyways after the appointment I trained it to Susan's house and we both literally clocked out on her bed and couch. Watched hana yori dango for the third time and goddamn I can never get enough of it, totally recommended japenese series :) . So then around 6:30ish Myku came over whilst we waited for Melynda to return from her dance auditions then left for Geoff's party ( HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEOFFMAN!). The night was quite fun (had cake in my HAIR! grrr) and ended up staying there till late midnight playing poker.

Saturday Saturday Saturday. Surprisingly enough I decided to confide in my house for the entire day watching the O.C and pigging out like no tomorrow. Attempted to start assessments but Mission was UNaccomplished so wasn't feeling too good :(. NOTE: must stop procastinating

Don't say someday, SAY SUNDAY! Susan and I decided it was time we paid a visit to the Urban factory and try to grab a bargain, so Geoff and Myku picked us girls up for a little retail therapy. Unfortunaly I was ubberly disappointed and was reluctant to find anything that tickled my fancy so we left to do some last minute shopping at Bankstown Centro and got myself a mossimo jacket ( 65$ BARGAIN!) then grabbed lunch at a cafe....ohh the casear salad was ballisimo!

Monday, last week of long weekend. Got woken up by mum's terrible rantings, got dressed in 15 minutes then went to eat some yumcha with the family. Bumped into Lucy, Trung, Linda, Twangie..hmm more people than I would have expected! Had a fulfilling meal then went bargaining at Lonsdale factory however there was only size 10's and up left so I couldn't get anything besides hotshorts, booooooohoooooooooo!! Went metro after and only purchased a few tops so RAH RAH, wassent too happy either :(.

Gosh cannot wait for more sales! I want new shoes. I want vintage tops. I want jumpers. I want more belts. I want more beads.

itunes; black is back (club mix) - pitcher

status - away
chatting - daniel
mood - tiired

First day of Winter (Boyfriend;Girlfriend season) and already the weathers been BESERKS! I wake up every morning shivering my balls off, not to mention early maths classes (wake up at 6.30am) have been a killer! School has been progressing really quickly I suppose, we've only got another three weeks till the end of semester and our year 12 jerseys are already been organised! Oh dear, I'm clueless with what to write on it. Any suggestions anyone? :(

Anyways you know how sometimes you feel as if you've been overloaded with emotions? Well lately I have found myself totally deprived of this (Susan would most likely agree, LOL!) . Seriously, I thought I would never live to see a day where a female wasn't overloaded with emotions :) .

I think I've learnt a thing or two over the years in regards to characterisitcs/traits of females and males. I don't know, I stick by my theories but argue if you want!
I believe that males do things for a reason, but then their problem is females tend to think they do it for no reason simply because they don't like explaining themselves. Males have issues with communication. They think all women are in the mind reading business, and we are right? wrong! We are so not, but we're good at assuming and jumping to conclusions, LOL! Women like to explain things, get it through, and in a sense I guess women are stronger then men when it comes to working things out because men just wanna get it over and done with. Women are more willing to stay behind until they've worked things out, even if it doesn't matter, it's just the comfort of not being so lost.

Also isn't it funny how when a guy makes promises when his in a relationship with a girl, he automatically thinks he doesn't have to keep them once they break up? It's so weird! I'm talking just general promises like I'll quit smoking. Then he starts smoking again and says, hey were not together it's none of your business. Hmmm, annoying? very annoying.

Isn't it weird how you just feel more obliged to do something for a person when you're in a relationship with them, whether you care about them or not? For example when a best friend asks you to drive her to school because she has no lift, you say no. Then your girlfriend asks you to do the same, you say yes although you don't want to. Hmmm, I guess you jsut feel obliged?

BUT shouldn't all friends be treated the same? If you get what I mean...just in moderation that is. The perfect relationship would have been one where you thought of the person as both a friend and a lover. Absouletly beautiful, and you'll never forget it too. I don't think relationships can only be called relationships if you date after a certain time. So not true. You can have like, a one year relationship compared to a one day relationship and have the one day relationship be more, mean more.

So;
hey person, whether you know me or not, just wanna reassure you that my life is A-OK! im always everywhere these days. im in the search for someone significant in my life. no, dont think im searching for my soulmate, or a boyfriend, or my husband or someshit. it's nothing like that. if youre reading this, and you know who you are, then you know who im searching for right? yep.. the person that i cant wait to know about. :)